‘The most insane article ever’: England’s Ashes villain mocked

Ollie Robinson has taken his position as Ashes villain severely and isn’t taking a backward step in his assaults towards the Australian squad.

Robinson drew the ire of the cricket world after his first Test antics, but it surely was after the sequence opener that noticed him turning into extensively mocked.

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The English mid-paced bowler determined his on the pitch strategies weren’t sufficient and took to recapping the Tests with articles for Wisden.

His first endeavour left readers speechless, not due to how nicely it was written … extra due to how wild some remarks have been.

Australia claimed victory throughout an excellent Ashes opener with Pat Cummins and Nathan Lyon guiding the Aussies dwelling.

Despite the loss, Robinson stated it felt just like the Poms had received the conflict and someway had the Australians on the again foot.

“We were surprised by how defensive Australia were and how unwilling they were to go toe-to-toe with us,” Robinson wrote.

“Obviously it’s worked for them this Test match. But we feel that with the way they’re playing at the moment, a pitch with a bit more movement would benefit us hugely.

“Baz said it after the game, ‘It feels like we’ve won, lads’. We’ve entertained the world, and we’ve put the Aussies on the back foot. For him to say that after a loss is quite significant for us.”

Now, name it thoughts video games, name it no matter you need. The article from Robinson rapidly whipped round social media and was handled because the punching bag of jokes all around the cricket world.

Comedian Scott Dooley wrote: “This is the most insane article I’ve ever read. I honestly thought it was satire.”

Triple M’s Rudi Edsall wrote: “The English insistence that they won the Edgbaston Test, actually, is very fascinating. I see his point about a deck with a bit of assistance, but the insistence on turning it into a moral W is very funny.”

His antics have seen him get slammed from pillar to submit by Australian legends Ricky Ponting, Matthew Hayden and Justin Langer.

Hayden mercilessly dubbed him a “forgettable cricketer” whereas Ponting labelled the English bowler a “slow learner”.

Langer turned the newest to take intention on the new Ashes villain in a scathing article, labelling Robinson as a nothing greater than an antagonist.

“Sledge ex-captain Ponting, the much-loved little master of Australia, and there is always going to be a backlash,” Langer wrote for Wisden.

“You’re taking on an entire country here.

“The interesting thing now will be how Robinson, and England, react to this. Will there be more animosity to come? Will he be England’s sledger-in-chief for the rest of the series?

“If he is, his mates must all back him up or Ollie will get ripped apart if he dishes it out without delivering. He might say it doesn’t bother him, but these things tend to have a cumulative effect over time.”

Brash speaking has taken over the sporting world of late with basketball followers getting a front-row seat to the mundane nature of all of it in the course of the NBA Playoffs.

Memphis’ Dillon Brooks elected to shot from the lips when he took intention at LeBron James, labelling him outdated and stating he didn’t respect anyone till they dropped 40 on him.

James and the Lakers responded by knocking the Grizzlies out of the playoffs within the first spherical with a 40-point victory within the ultimate sport.

Robinson is now following on this development of non-star gamers appearing just like the showstoppers and attempting to steal the highlight.

England haven’t tasted Ashes sequence success since 2015 after they received 3-2. Australia have received two of the previous three sequence and have retained the Urn because the 2017-18 sequence.

Robinson and England can have an opportunity to degree the sequence up at 1-1 when the second Test will get underway on Wednesday.

Or they could fall as soon as once more, however declare the ethical victory and put Australia even additional on the again foot.

Originally printed as England villain Ollie Robinson mocked by cricket world after ‘insane’ article

Source: www.dailytelegraph.com.au