As all the time, Billy Brownless has mentioned what most of Australia is pondering – and mentioned it in a manner solely he can.
The footy nice turned media persona has delivered considered one of his well-known bakes within the wake of the First Ashes Test and it was English bowler Ollie Robinson on the receiving finish.
We’ll make clear that Billy’s bakes are largely tongue-in-cheek and delivered for fun, so don’t take this too significantly.
But poor previous Robinson – or “Floginson” as Billy has renamed him – could have by no means caught it fairly like this earlier than.
Billy popped off on Triple M on Tuesday after Australia secured an exhilarating two-wicket win in a match the place Robinson made common headlines for swearing at Usman Khawaja and disrespecting our tail-end batsmen.
“We can’t hold him back any longer,” co-host James Brayshaw mentioned. “This moment has been working him over.”
“Jimmy boy, I’m not counting my chickens. It’s a long series and that was a very close call,” Billy started.
“But you know who can properly go and get f**ked? Ollie ‘the sh*t carter’ Robinson!
“Fair dinkum Jim. I can have Stokesy, he plays like an Aussie. I can have Rooty, a good player — and a good name.
“I’m even warming to Broady, Jim. He’s not as big a flog as I thought he was. And, he’s actually a bloody good bowler.
“But Ollie Robinson, give me a f**king spell! The **** bowls 128km/h throwdowns Jim! Then he struts around like he’s the great D.K Lillee.
“On top of that he has the nerve to say we’ve got three number 11s. This coming from a f**k who averages 12, Jim, 12!
“Those three numbers 11s seem to handle your crap s**t alright, don’t worry about that Ollie Floginson.
“He sledges the people’s champ – Uzzie Khawaja, when he’s on 140 by the way Jim. This bloke is an A-Grade ****.
“He’s played 16 tests, Jim, 16. Harry Brook the other dopey-looking bastard who always has his fat mouth open. He’s played eight!
“This tool has properly got under my skin, Jimmy boy. Learn some manners, not hard. And find 10km/h pretty quick or your unfit arse will be back at Sussex quick smart, fat arse.
“BazBall my arse, I’m sick of it. Cummo’s a legend, the GOAT’s, the GOAT. Lords is our house, we love playing at Lords.
“Under the Southern Cross I stand, a twig of wattle in my hand. Ollie Robinson, you can go and get f***ked! Fair dinkum, I’ve had enough of him.
“See how I’ve left old porky Bairstow alone? I’ve got one word of advice for porky Bairstow, leave your snout out of the trough. Push the table away porky.
“Ollie Floginson – fair dinkum!”
To be honest to Robinson he really had a fairly respectable Test match. He was England’s second-best bowler behind Stuart Broad, taking 5 wickets, and scored 17 not out and 27 in his two digs batting at 9.
Originally printed as Billy’s four-minute bake of Ollie Robinson is pure brutality: ‘Go and get f***ed’
Source: www.dailytelegraph.com.au
