And identical to that … he’s again.
In absolute definitive proof {that a} perpetually-spoiled, pathologically puffed-up male ego could be extra stronger than tungsten, news broke over the weekend that Prince Andrew, Duke of York and ‘good friend’ of a intercourse offender may very well be about to return to court docket in a bid to have his multimillion settlement to accuser Virginia Giuffre overturned.
(Anyone else hear the Jaws music enjoying?)
The Mail on Sunday has reported that the 62-year-old “has consulted lawyers in an attempt to get [her] to retract her allegations and possibly secure an apology” after Ms Giuffre final yr dropped a defamation lawsuit towards Harvard regulation emeritus Alan Dershowitz saying that she “may have made a mistake.”
According to the Telegraph, “The Duke is understood to believe that the ‘extraordinary’ development … prompted serious questions over Ms Giuffre’s credibility.”
A supply near Andrew has informed the Mail “he never wanted to settle and has always insisted he was innocent. He wants to see what legal routes might be available to him.”
However, he’s the actually jaw-dropping bit. King Charles would appear to be OK together with his brother reopening this hornet’s nest, which is unquestionably, essentially the most critical disaster that has hit the royal household in many years.
Or to place it one other manner, with simply over 100 days till the coronation, Andrew may very well be about to tug the royal household again into the US courts, thus elevating the prospect of months if not years of infinite headlines combining the phrases “Buckingham Palace” and “sexual abuse” and Charles has given his tacit approval.
What the hell is His Majesty pondering?
Andrew, so far as many individuals had thought, had been consigned to the dustbin of historical past or not less than shunted off to the again places of work after managing to grow to be the primary HRH to face accused of sexual abuse in a civil court docket.
Nearly precisely a yr in the past, confronted with the prospect of a messy and prolonged authorized stoush, Queen Elizabeth stripped her bloated son of his honorary army titles and remaining patronages, together with mothballing his HRH.
All that waited for Andrew, maybe the least likeable member of the royal household since Richard III determined to put off the Princes within the Tower, was infinite days of ignominy, daytime TV and Fergie making an attempt to get him to assist her pack her ersatz royal merch from the Duchess Collection. (Seriously. You should purchase her salted caramel shortbread right here.)
The following month, February 2022, Andrew settled with Giuffre for an undisclosed sum, with the Telegraph having pegged it as $21 million (£12 million), thus giving us a horrifying royal first: A Sovereign utilizing private funds to settle a civil case during which a prince stood accused of raping a young person on a number of events. (Andrew has at all times denied Ms Giuffre’s claims that he sexually assaulted her as a 17-year-old. The settlement didn’t include any admission of wrongdoing.)
The following month, March 2021, there was one other Andrew-related flare up (is he the dermatitis of dukes?) when he managed to persuade his mom the late Queen to let him escort her into Westminster Abbey for the service of thanksgiving for Prince Philip.
However, with the dying of Queen Elizabeth, his biggest non-red-headed supporter, it appeared like we had come to a conclusive finish level and that Andrew’s destiny had been properly and actually settled. More tele and extra tying ribbons on containers of shortbread for Fergs.
Sure, Andrew may need been there alongside his siblings at numerous ceremonial factors earlier than the Queen’s funeral however hey, that needed to be his final hurrah, proper?
RIGHT?
Of course not. You can’t hold a duke with an unjustifiably excessive opinion of himself down.
However, it’s the Charles half in all this that’s most stunning and dare I say it, bloody silly. While everybody may need been specializing in Prince Harry and his nice Dog Bowl revelations, the King has made numerous surprisingly benevolent gestures in direction of his brother.
Over the weekend the Telegraph reported that with ‘tensions thawing’ between the brothers, the King “is understood to be considering permitting him to use his HRH title on correspondence, which would prove a huge boost to the Duke; restoring status and credibility.”
Not solely that, the 2 males have “held talks” in latest weeks and Charles has given the inexperienced gentle to Andrew to “pursue some business interests, which would serve the dual purpose of keeping him occupied and allowing him to make some money.”
Last month, the Sun reported that Charles “may personally foot” the multimillion-dollar invoice for personal safety for Andrew after having his taxpayer-funded safety officers yanked by the Metropolitan police.
Andrew was additionally, for the primary time since 2018, in amongst the remainder of the royal household after they made their technique to church on Christmas Day just lately in what the Telegraph reviews was “a gentle test of public opinion.”
Meanwhile, it what would appear to point there’s some kind of concerted PR marketing campaign being directed from the Yorks’ grace-and-favour property Royal Lodge, with the Mail additionally working very stunning story over the weekend about Fergie’s re-entry into the royal internal circle. Supposedly the scandal-plagued duchess has “found a powerful advocate” in Queen Camilla and was a visitor at Sandringham for Christmas and was even invited to the next day’s shoot, one thing that might by no means have flown whereas the late Queen and Prince Philip had been round.
So, simply to sum up. All the indicators on Monday pointing to not solely Andrew getting set to stage an actual comeback push however that Charles is exhibiting a really surprising diploma of leniency in direction of the practically universally despised duke.
What is obvious as a shiny Balmoral day is that every one of this spells nothing however catastrophe in 48-point font for Charles.
The King merely can not afford to let something derail issues at such a extremely delicate and vital time for him as he’s making an attempt to subtly however decisively put his stamp on the monarchy and there’s no manner that Charles’ help for Andrew can finish properly for the sovereign.
Moreover, if there’s ever a degree that the 74-year-old ought to be much more delicate to public opinion it’s the wake of Prince Harry’s 400-page bomb, Spare, dropping on Buckingham Palace earlier this month.
Since the memoir was revealed, help for the monarchy within the UK has fallen from a excessive in September final yr, within the wake of the Queen’s dying, of 68 per cent and is now sitting at 54 per cent. Meanwhile, the 70 per cent help that he loved within the first days of his reign final yr has dropped again to 62 per cent, a lot nearer to the place he was sitting approval-wise earlier than he bought the highest job.
Public opinion is impressively unified in relation to Prince Andrew with 86 per cent of Britons having a damaging view of him.
Which is to say, the beginner King has sufficient on his gilt-edged plate proper now with out Andrew producing a endless swell of damaging headlines for the already dinged Palace.
Even if Andrew was to have the settlement overturned, there can not ever, ever be a spot for him as a frontline and even B-string participant within the royal troop.
What is unequivocal is that Andrew is a person who was “too honourable” to not finish a friendship with a convicted intercourse offender over the cellphone. Andrew is a person who went on nationwide TV to be interviewed for a full hour and by no means as soon as expressed a single phrase of help for the not less than 80 girls who had suffered by the hands of his good friend Jeffrey Epstein, a few of whom had been as younger as 14-years-old after they had been abused.
Ever since Andrew sat down with Emily Maitlis in November 2019, he has confirmed himself so poor in character that he has no place wherever inside Purdey-shooting distance of the throne.
Which is why I merely can not wrap my head round Charles’ strikes by way of Andrew on all these separate fronts.
His Majesty now faces a decisive check of his management as he navigates the approaching months. Does he, as we noticed after the Philip service debacle final yr, actively distance himself from his brother? (A royal supply rapidly informed the Mail on the time that Charles and son Prince William had been “dismayed” at Andrew’s presence.)
Will Charles stick together with his ruling, delivered to a ‘tearful’ Andrew at a one-on-one assembly in November final yr per the Mail, that there was no manner again for the duke by way of public life?
Sure, Harry’s Spare may need rattled a couple of units of Palace dentures and seen the Palace merchandising group take canine bowls off of their new merchandise listing, however the Andrew mess may derail Charles’ reign earlier than it has actually begun.
If Charles fails to get this proper, will probably be notably damning and can deal a critical blow at a very fragile, precarious second for theming.
About as wise as placing nephew-murdering Richard III in control of a creche.
Daniela Elser is a author and a royal commentator with greater than 15 years’ expertise working with numerous Australia’s main media titles.
Originally revealed as King Charles astonishing Prince Andrew transfer amid Virginia Giuffre bid