Honesty was the perfect coverage for an agent who has simply offered Perth’s most cost-effective dwelling of the yr, with an hilarious advert.
O’Neil Real Estate agent Mark Grogan offered the duplex in Camillo for $140,000, together with his advert conceding a house open was not vital, on condition that with no entrance door, it was already a “very open home”.
The three-bedroom, one-bathroom duplex on Ainsley Court has clearly seen higher days.
“This is pretty rough folks . . . pretty is generous because it’s ugly. Rough is being polite,” states the advert.
“Stuffed” makes it sound like a cuddly teddy bear . . . which it’s not.
“Screwed” makes it sound like issues are nonetheless connected . . . which they aren’t.”
The advert explains the duplex requires a “new kitchen, bathroom, doors, windows, flooring and possibly other bits and pieces too”.
“We make no warranties as to anything working,” it says.
“Banks generally want kitchens and stuff before they’ll lend you any money so we’re looking for a cash offer.”
But he factors out its useful location close to faculties and parks, and {that a} good duplex within the neighborhood just lately offered for $360,000.
Perth’s second most cost-effective property this yr was a one-bedroom East Perth unit which went for $158,500 in March.
Source: www.perthnow.com.au